rapewhistled:
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

i feel satisfied in life now
believed:
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

purpleblimp:
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
woah
really
are you serious
wow i
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

hannah and stewie and olly, oh my!
Does the dog die?
enigmaticpenguinofdeath:
Discovered a handy website that warns you whether a pet gets injured or dies in the film you want to watch. For example in Aliens - “The cat from the first film appears at the beginning of this film but is left safely at home and does not encounter any aliens.” But in Babe - “A talking sheep is mortally wounded by wolves.”