rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

prettyboyfood:

Assorted cheesecakes

prettyboyfood:

Assorted cheesecakes

win95changedmylife:

I wish I was Tim

win95changedmylife:

I wish I was Tim

i feel satisfied in life now

i feel satisfied in life now

believed:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

image

purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

hannah and stewie and olly, oh my!

hannah and stewie and olly, oh my!

Does the dog die?

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

Discovered a handy website that warns you whether a pet gets injured or dies in the film you want to watch. For example in Aliens - “The cat from the first film appears at the beginning of this film but is left safely at home and does not encounter any aliens.” But in Babe - “A talking sheep is mortally wounded by wolves.”